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PostSubject: Things I learned from DFO   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:04 am

:Physics:

Weightless material actually weighs more than gravel. That's a fact.

It takes 100 fragments to make a whole cube, Which in turn weighs as much as 3 fragments. Also a fact

What goes up... Never actually comes down at all. You can hit Shuske with a 45 ton dragon hammer on his head. He wont lose a bit of altitude.

Barrels full of below freezing gas can and will sustain themselves in a burning forest.

It doesn't matter if they haven't moved from their spot in years. A females chest must remain constantly in movement, Or like a shark. They will die.

Swiftly cutting away at your enemy with a laser sharp sword, Will do less damage than hitting him in the kneecap, With a stick.

Shooting a hand cannon in mid-air will send you flying. Shooting a hand cannon while standing however has no kickback whatsoever.

Females need a lot of time to properly prime/throw a grenade. Their eye hand coordination is 700% more effective while doing it in mid-air however.

In order for a trained striker to do stunning powerful blows, She must first put highly padded gloves on. That's a fact.

That heavy metal ? Gold ? Yea it doesn't weigh a thing. Even if its a whole ingot bar of it. That's a fact.

Philosophy

Thou shall reinforce with the strong belief that it will fail, As not to taint Kiri's life with the look of your saddened face.

Thou shall not speak positively of Delila. For any reason.

Thou shall not use his elemental charms, He will not sell them or drop them. He will have the same damn charms till lvl 50.

Thou shall not take Lotus seriously, He is a joke. And must have dirt on Ophelia as scared as she is of him.



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PostSubject: Re: Things I learned from DFO   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:15 am

lol dude Razz i just lol :3 and apparently thats true, the females' chest constantly go jiggles Very Happy lol
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PostSubject: Re: Things I learned from DFO   Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:49 pm

That is the will of God. Amen
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PostSubject: Re: Things I learned from DFO   Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:54 am

iReApZ45682 wrote:
lol dude Razz i just lol :3 and apparently thats true, the females' chest constantly go jiggles Very Happy lol

th mages dont cause they dont have any (unless ur a bellatrix)
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PostSubject: Re: Things I learned from DFO   Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:41 am

MsKu wrote:
iReApZ45682 wrote:
lol dude Razz i just lol :3 and apparently thats true, the females' chest constantly go jiggles Very Happy lol

th mages dont cause they dont have any (unless ur a bellatrix)
well they little girls lol
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